How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

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How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

Post by John connor » 2016-12-25, 07:47

If you were the head tech elf what would you do to deck out Santa's sleigh?
Being a really big tech/radio communications/aviation dork I'd do the following:

Give the sleigh a GPWS (Ground Proximity Warning System)
TCAS is a must (Traffic Collision & Alert System)
Night vision/infrared viewing capability.
A SDR (Software Defined Radio) transceiver radio so he can tune any frequency in any band as he hops from one airspace to the next in each country.
A SATCOM to talk to the North pole and NORAD.
VR goggles integrated with an augmented reality suit to facilitate in the taking off and landing on roof tops.
A satellite Internet connection to stream North pole Christmas radio
And last, but not least. A mini fridge stocked with Jack Daniel's. ROFL :lol:




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Re: How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

Post by Moonchild » 2016-12-25, 14:27

Install a site-to-site transporter. Screw all this squeezing your fat&jolly ass down too-small chimneys ;)
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Re: How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

Post by Daikun » 2016-12-25, 21:04

Mass-produce it.

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Re: How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

Post by John connor » 2016-12-26, 01:18

Moonchild wrote:Install a site-to-site transporter. Screw all this squeezing your fat&jolly ass down too-small chimneys ;)

LMAO! :lol: :D :lol:

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